Posted March 12, 2009 in It wouldn't fit in any other category... by Tim
Another quick rant: Turkey bacon sucks.

Why does it suck?

  • It smells nasty
  • It's "cooked, chopped, and formed" to look like bacon
  • It tastes nothing like bacon


Down with the cheap impostor!

Comments

FueyLulu - March 13, 2009
wtf

Turkey bacon is good with eggs, kthx.
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