This message is for anyone who has pissed me off today:

Chill out. You are all more uptight than I am and you can't take a stupid joke. I tolerate your "jokes" of the same nature all the time, and you have never seen me retaliate as you have towards me today. I don't know what has everyone so on-edge today, but it needs to stop.

This is EXACTLY why my day has sucked so far.